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Frequently Avoiding Questions
If your question isn’t listed, that’s unfortunate for you.
Does the T-shirt shrink after washing?
Only if you wash it like you’re trying to punish it.
To wash:
• Machine-wash cold, inside-out, on a gentle cycle with similar colors
• Use mild detergent
• Use non-chlorine bleach only when necessary
• Avoid fabric softeners
• Don’t dry-clean
To dry:
• Hang-dry or tumble-dry on low
To iron:
• Use a cool iron inside-out
• Never iron the print
What size should I choose?
Pick the size you usually wear.
Can I return or exchange the T-shirt?
We make every item on demand, just for you — that’s why delivery takes a bit longer. But who cares, right?
Wrong size? Sadly, we can’t un-make what’s already been created in your honor. Please check the size chart before any future impulsive decisions. It’s really not that hard.
What should I do if my T-shirt is afraid of the dark?
Leave the closet door slightly open. Works for most T-shirts and some humans.
How long does delivery take?
Expected delivery windows. Accuracy depends on conditions, luck, and how much your courier feels like working that day.
• US - 5–7 business days
• UK - 13–16 business days
• EU - 13–16 business days
• AU - 26–30 business days
Is it a problem if my T-shirt complains that I wear it too often?
Yes. It means it needs a friend to share the workload. Adding one more usually fixes everything.