• View
  • View

What do you want them to know?

Do not attempt to interact

Don’t tell me to smile

I am here. Unfortunately.

I don’t do unexpected conversations

I don’t need to explain that

I hate small talks

I wish you talked less

I’d rather be at home

If I cared, you would know

Just ignore me

Mentally not available today

Minimal effort mode

My boundaries have boundaries

Not impressed

Not in the mood

Not today. Not tomorrow. Never.

Officially working from home today

Overthinking in progress

People exhaust me

Silently judging you

Try again later

Whatever ...

You’re too close if you can read this

Your expectations are not my problem

I don't wear black t-shirts

> View all

New: The HR nightmare edition

I already did nothing today

I do the bare minimum professionally

I don’t do corporate enthusiasm

I gave up three emails ago

I hate my job

Im not paid enough for this

My productivity peaked yesterday

Please don’t CC me

Work in progress

> View all

Back to top